Someone’s had their Xmas dinner early.

– ricadus at 12:38 am, 20 Dec 05

Have we not been exemplary his year?

– Lisa at 12:49 am, 20 Dec 05

Whatever you do, don’t drop the Christmas ham!

– Pete at 1:38 am, 20 Dec 05

And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care,in hopes that St Nick soon would be there…. with bacon.

– Daisy Mae at 2:49 am, 20 Dec 05

Joyeux Noel!

– martina at 3:26 am, 20 Dec 05

Presents?!!
Where are our presents?!!
Is not the tradition to give faithful and loyal friends presents?
We are so disappointed.

– ernieg at 4:44 am, 20 Dec 05

tastes great!
..less filling!
tastes great!
..less filling!
tastes #$%!& great!<br /> ..no, less $%#$* filling!
...

– em at 6:30 am, 20 Dec 05

Let’s wait right here Hugo, I think its tonight that Santa will come down the chimney . . . .

– Zen at 7:07 am, 20 Dec 05

Hey, I know they’re sweet boys ‘n’ everything, but I wouldn’t want to be that fellow who has to suddenly plop down outta the chimney into that room wearing some crazy outfit. Know what I mean? Maybe that’s why he has all that padding?

– wizmo at 7:41 am, 20 Dec 05

Presents? Under the tree? With those two about?

We learned that lesson the hard way.

Plus, you will notice that only one candy cane remains. All the others, plus the chocolates, are inside those two (who? me?) bellies. I still can’t figure out how they got to them without bringing down the whole tree.

Pretty impressive actually (I’m guessing some pyramid formation was involved).

– gail at 1:34 pm, 20 Dec 05

Notice the distinct lack of evidence of wrongdoing? Just the mournful little looks in their eyes – forgotten little friends of humanity – left giftless and sad near the tree. They must have eaten the plastic wrap on the candy canes!
They are good….very very good at this little game! I am impressed.

– ruth at 10:27 pm, 20 Dec 05

Um.
Mom?
The tree is in need of a candy cane refill.

– Marly at 10:30 pm, 20 Dec 05