For this trick I will take my hind legs off and attach them behind the ears.

– gt at 1:26 am, 30 May 06

He’s talking again – I’ll just ignore him and maybe he’ll shut up for once.

– Daisy Mae at 3:06 am, 30 May 06

whatever

– crookshanks at 3:07 am, 30 May 06

If I pretend to be stone, he’ll go away.

– nancy at 3:22 am, 30 May 06

“Knock knock.”

“Oh brother.”

– kato at 4:11 am, 30 May 06

Moving to stand still.

– M. at 8:02 am, 30 May 06

If I don’t move maybe he wont notice me…...

– Marg at 11:08 am, 30 May 06

Where can I go to find a bit of peace and quiet?

– cassie-b at 2:12 pm, 30 May 06

this whole lion, front door thing isn’t going to work out…

– anne at 2:21 pm, 30 May 06

Did you just…you did didn’t you? YOU DID! Oh man…

– Vixen at 5:05 pm, 30 May 06

Oliver: “Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…”

Hugo: “Okay…stop.”

– Pete at 8:40 pm, 30 May 06

A frightful release and then again the clear spring air. Which one, both are beckoned.

– Greg at 9:35 pm, 30 May 06

I told you if you want to be a star you have to put up with the paparazzi !

– pennyj at 10:48 pm, 30 May 06