Go ahead….remember…slow, ‘with the grain’ and no less that 50 strokes…even if I fall back asleep.

– mike at 12:12 am, 15 Aug 06

How do you like my “grey seal soaking up the sun” pose ??

– pennyj at 12:27 am, 15 Aug 06

What do you want??? Can’t you see I am incredibly busy?

– jaxter at 12:34 am, 15 Aug 06

b a c o n + bacon + bacon…
= glossy s h e e n

– em at 1:01 am, 15 Aug 06

You woke me up for THAT?!!!

– BobG at 1:21 am, 15 Aug 06

Hugo the grey seal awaits his bacon-wrapped mackerel.

“If you want tricks, go see Oliver. Now give me the fish.”

(thanx pennyj)

– Pete at 2:07 am, 15 Aug 06

For the love of bacon, can’t you see I’m very busy and important?

– Monika at 2:23 am, 15 Aug 06

That is one big slab o’ bacon-fed dog.

– Dannyn at 2:29 am, 15 Aug 06

“is there some reason you’re waking me,right now!?”

– tracy at 3:26 am, 15 Aug 06

Hopefully some Greenpeace volunteers will come and push him back into the ocean.

– Medicine Cabinet at 3:28 am, 15 Aug 06

Mmmyehhzz…? How may I help you…?

– Sue at 4:05 am, 15 Aug 06

“Does this angle make me look fat??”

– Nat W at 4:16 am, 15 Aug 06

Dahling.. would you bring me some bacon? I’ll love you forever..

– Aly at 4:27 am, 15 Aug 06

I volunteer to give the 50 strokes!

– Keera at 11:01 am, 15 Aug 06

“What is it this time?”

– john at 11:29 am, 15 Aug 06

Beware the camera adds twenty pounds!

– BIG GRANDMA at 12:29 pm, 15 Aug 06

If he had a middle finger, I think he’d be using it right then.

– nancy at 12:38 pm, 15 Aug 06

Dude, why didn’t you stop me from that last pound of bacon?

– Jill at 2:05 pm, 15 Aug 06

Tell them I don’t get out of bed for less than $10000 … unless it’s bacon.

– ricadus at 2:06 pm, 15 Aug 06

Doormat.

– kato at 3:43 pm, 15 Aug 06

Shall you have some after dinner mints? Wafer thin?

– mon petit fromage at 12:14 am, 16 Aug 06

Get me, I’m Britney Spears.

– M at 12:34 am, 16 Aug 06