Ok who has stolen my nose kohl? you know I like to blacken my nose before close ups.

– pennyj at 12:34 am, 24 Aug 06

OK, so, anyway, let me tell you this one:

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.

The bartender asks: “Hey, where did you find the pig?”

“It’s not a pig, it’s a duck,” the man answers.

To which the barman replies: “I was talking to the duck.”

Ha, ha! Get it? Come on, don’t make me have to explain it to you!

– Pete at 12:40 am, 24 Aug 06

A-yup. U-huh. Whoa. No kiddin’.

– kato at 1:59 am, 24 Aug 06

quack quack … we get it !!

– pennyj at 3:43 am, 24 Aug 06

s m e l l s like teen spirit…

– em at 4:36 am, 24 Aug 06

How’s my breath? Do I need a mint? Or maybe a bacon slice?

– Sarah at 1:01 pm, 24 Aug 06

Hey did someone say come and get the bacon? Well, I’m here….just give to me!!! NOW!!

– Marg at 1:24 pm, 24 Aug 06

warning: objects in lens may be closer than they appear.

– John DeRosa at 1:26 pm, 24 Aug 06

All your dental work are belong to us.

– Tin Tin at 1:30 pm, 24 Aug 06

I don’t know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me…

– formerly dogless joe at 6:33 pm, 24 Aug 06

I’m going to Disney World!

– Medicine Cabinet at 1:37 am, 25 Aug 06

Big dog…

– ricadus at 2:50 am, 25 Aug 06

...little dogs

– ricadus at 2:50 am, 25 Aug 06