don’t hate me because i’m beautiful !

– armanda at 3:40 pm, 06 Mar 07

“It’s the same in any language, dude…....... BACON !”
“Okay, i think the Italians say ‘panchetta’.......”

– Gail & Fog at 4:22 pm, 06 Mar 07

You are looking very scholarly today, Ollie.

– Gail & Fog at 4:23 pm, 06 Mar 07

Welcome to MasterDog Theater.

– Bozoette Mary at 5:14 pm, 06 Mar 07

My what red eyes you have….

– jacki at 6:50 pm, 06 Mar 07

The clothes dryer is finished. Can I have my blankie now?

– Greg at 8:21 pm, 06 Mar 07

“I’ve read all the books, including the French dictionary, and now I need something new in my life.”

– john at 9:09 pm, 06 Mar 07

Oh hi Dean… I was just looking for a good book to settle down with for the night. Sorry to disturb you.

– pennyj at 10:01 pm, 06 Mar 07

Can you help, Dean? I’d like to translate the word lardon
but herself has cautioned me against touching her Oxfords.

– bonita at 1:06 am, 07 Mar 07

could you help me get the black dot out of the corner of my eye? and move my coller i look like i’m wearing an earing!

– Rich at 4:09 am, 07 Mar 07

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

– ABBIE SMELLS at 7:07 am, 12 Mar 07

Okay, so this is passport photo, take no. 2.

– Arsen at 1:09 am, 25 Mar 07