“Yes, Pat, I’ll take the bread maker…uh, the frying pan…and, um, the juicer/espresso machine thingy…”
Pat: “I believe it’s a French appliance of some kind”
“Well, that would be a great addition to my kitchen.”
Pat: “You have 775 dollars left.”
“Okay, let’s see…oh, the cute chalkboard, the toaster, both the blue china and salad bowls…um, I don’t want the bag of recyclables, let’s see”.
Pat: “You have 350 dollars left.”
“I’ll take the red dog bowl. And oh, does the dog come with it?”
Pat: “Yes, for $250.”
“Sold! Oh, and the mag-lite too.”
– Pete at 1:24 am, 24 Mar 07
One last check of the food bowl. “Could have sworn I left a crumb or two last night” “No, nothing here” “When’s breakfast?”
– dog buddha at 2:03 am, 24 Mar 07
Taste test: The most important part of meal preparation.
– Marly at 3:30 am, 24 Mar 07
Oliver enjoys his first meal in his own apartment.
– mike at 5:06 am, 24 Mar 07
right here, put the food right here!
– armanda at 5:18 am, 24 Mar 07
Whaz up? A French kitchen in the provinces and nary a rooster to be seen!!! Well, at least the dog dish is red.
– bonita at 5:36 am, 24 Mar 07
Almost done – fire up the espresso!
– ricadus at 9:19 pm, 24 Mar 07
Gaggia Achille?
– luke at 10:48 pm, 24 Mar 07
Who put the glue at the bottom of my dish?
– Medicine Cabinet at 11:44 pm, 24 Mar 07
What do you mean we’re out of foie gras? I suppose now you’re going to tell me there will be no wine with this meal? A dog cannot live on dog food alone you know. Does the SPCA know about this?
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I’m having ancient “Wheel of Fortune” flashbacks:
“Yes, Pat, I’ll take the bread maker…uh, the frying pan…and, um, the juicer/espresso machine thingy…”
Pat: “I believe it’s a French appliance of some kind”
“Well, that would be a great addition to my kitchen.”
Pat: “You have 775 dollars left.”
“Okay, let’s see…oh, the cute chalkboard, the toaster, both the blue china and salad bowls…um, I don’t want the bag of recyclables, let’s see”.
Pat: “You have 350 dollars left.”
“I’ll take the red dog bowl. And oh, does the dog come with it?”
Pat: “Yes, for $250.”
“Sold! Oh, and the mag-lite too.”
– Pete at 1:24 am, 24 Mar 07
One last check of the food bowl. “Could have sworn I left a crumb or two last night” “No, nothing here” “When’s breakfast?”
– dog buddha at 2:03 am, 24 Mar 07
Taste test: The most important part of meal preparation.
– Marly at 3:30 am, 24 Mar 07
Oliver enjoys his first meal in his own apartment.
– mike at 5:06 am, 24 Mar 07
right here, put the food right here!
– armanda at 5:18 am, 24 Mar 07
Whaz up? A French kitchen in the provinces and nary a rooster to be seen!!! Well, at least the dog dish is red.
– bonita at 5:36 am, 24 Mar 07
Almost done – fire up the espresso!
– ricadus at 9:19 pm, 24 Mar 07
Gaggia Achille?
– luke at 10:48 pm, 24 Mar 07
Who put the glue at the bottom of my dish?
– Medicine Cabinet at 11:44 pm, 24 Mar 07
What do you mean we’re out of foie gras? I suppose now you’re going to tell me there will be no wine with this meal? A dog cannot live on dog food alone you know. Does the SPCA know about this?
– Tom at 12:23 am, 25 Mar 07
I’m looking for the prize at the bottom.
– Jonathan at 1:08 am, 27 Mar 07