Someone looks less than pleased about having a lead on.

– Dannyn at 1:12 pm, 29 Mar 07

Damn this leash straight to hell! I want to be FREE, FREE, I say!

– Sherri at 1:19 pm, 29 Mar 07

The way you humiliated me? All of you? YOU led me around on a LEASH!

-Dr. George Taylor

– Medicine Cabinet at 1:42 pm, 29 Mar 07

HARRRUMPH!

The king is NOT amused.

– Pete at 3:31 pm, 29 Mar 07

So, the Sphinx is now in France?

– bob at 3:45 pm, 29 Mar 07

I am using the super powers of my gaze to tell you “Unleash me now you lowly human.”

– ruth at 3:58 pm, 29 Mar 07

You know I hate this leash. This is the one that makes me look so peaked. Where’s the other one that really brings out the pink in my nose?

– Carla at 3:58 pm, 29 Mar 07

H: Being on leash seems a very great price to pay
in order to appear on the Daily Oliver.
O: [off stage] You are an understudy—Get over it.

– bonita at 4:27 pm, 29 Mar 07

Peeing on the grapes does not constitute a crime. I’m adding that special “je ne sais quoi” to the varietal.

– kidsmom at 6:05 pm, 29 Mar 07

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
-Yogi Berra

– Gail & Fog at 8:58 pm, 29 Mar 07

I don’t care what the law says about dogs having to be leashed in public … take it off or I ain’t moving !!!

– pennyj at 10:56 pm, 29 Mar 07

I guard zee land of zee grapes!

– andimac at 12:22 am, 30 Mar 07

Ugh.. I don’t feel so good..

– Aly at 2:01 am, 30 Mar 07