I am Oliver of Borg. Resistance is fu… ooh! Bacon!

– john at 12:18 pm, 14 Apr 07

You’re not wearing THAT are you?

– RPF at 1:13 pm, 14 Apr 07

We’re on to you. You’ve either got bacon or walkies are in the works. No matter, we’re not letting you out of our sight until something happens.

– Ms. Karen at 2:38 pm, 14 Apr 07

Please Sir, We’re sorry we were fighting.
Honestly.
Really.
Both of us.
Sorry.

It won’t happen again.
We promise.
Please, Sir, please.

May we have our dinner now?

– bonita at 10:35 pm, 14 Apr 07

I bet if I jump up on you , we could then help ourselves to anything over that ledge!

– armanda at 2:35 am, 15 Apr 07

—Woof.—What he said.

– Kato at 1:45 pm, 15 Apr 07

Is this what sweet innocence looks like ?

– pennyj at 12:11 am, 16 Apr 07

He can’t go to the party. He has that mark on his nose.

I can’t go to the party. I have this mark on my nose.

– Marly at 3:03 am, 16 Apr 07

Next item: A unique pair of miniature Royal Doulton figurines…

– ricadus at 10:30 am, 16 Apr 07