“Oh yeah? You think your V8 is tastier than my bacon? Tell me another one, bub…”
– M at 2:36 pm, 27 May 07
4:20
– Ms. Karen at 3:45 pm, 27 May 07
Listen to this one, Dean…..
A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Weimaraner sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Weim replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The Weim looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”
“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.”
“I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff.”
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
– Gail & Fog at 4:55 pm, 27 May 07
Kitty had the tuna. I’m good. So so good.
– Barbara Allen at 2:20 am, 28 May 07
yuk yuk yuk
– Kato at 5:16 am, 28 May 07
Either this dog has Buddha nature, or he’s drunk as a skunk.
– wizmo at 5:45 am, 28 May 07
Oliver has just uncovered the ‘scratch and sniff’
square on his lottery ticket . . .
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OK, I’m ready. You can kiss my nose.
– tm at 1:58 pm, 27 May 07
“Oh yeah? You think your V8 is tastier than my bacon? Tell me another one, bub…”
– M at 2:36 pm, 27 May 07
4:20
– Ms. Karen at 3:45 pm, 27 May 07
Listen to this one, Dean…..
A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Weimaraner sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Weim replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The Weim looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”
“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.”
“I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff.”
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
– Gail & Fog at 4:55 pm, 27 May 07
Kitty had the tuna. I’m good. So so good.
– Barbara Allen at 2:20 am, 28 May 07
yuk yuk yuk
– Kato at 5:16 am, 28 May 07
Either this dog has Buddha nature, or he’s drunk as a skunk.
– wizmo at 5:45 am, 28 May 07
Oliver has just uncovered the ‘scratch and sniff’
square on his lottery ticket . . .
he’s won a boatload of bacon!!!!
– bonita at 7:14 am, 28 May 07