So. · 29 October 2002

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  1. Put all my money on #26.
    — david    Oct 29, 03:16 PM    #
  2. Done some more researching on grad schools.
    — jima    Oct 29, 03:17 PM    #
  3. Stayed in bed that day.
    — Forrest    Oct 29, 03:20 PM    #
  4. I would have eaten the crispy crusty part of the pie *before* eating the yummy filling part!
    — J    Oct 29, 03:20 PM    #
  5. tried for the twins at the party.
    — paul    Oct 29, 03:22 PM    #
  6. I would have made sure my finger wasn't on the lens.
    — paulmay    Oct 29, 03:25 PM    #
  7. thought twice before referring to myself as captain skidmark..
    — chip v. bargainworthy    Oct 29, 03:29 PM    #
  8. Stopped at the ranger station first.
    — Bob    Oct 29, 03:30 PM    #
  9. I wouldnt have clicked this link. damn.
    — snowsuit    Oct 29, 03:31 PM    #
  10. Gone on that trip
    — Ray    Oct 29, 03:31 PM    #
  11. Not fed the bear.
    — Lorna    Oct 29, 03:32 PM    #
  12. Eased into the fountain gently.
    — Amelia    Oct 29, 03:36 PM    #
  13. Not gone alone into the medina in Fez.
    — mathew    Oct 29, 03:39 PM    #
  14. Worn the tighter, fitting, flattering pants that not only make me feel sexy, but also look sexy. Instead of the loose, on the border of baggy, man-I'm-Vanilla-Ice/MC Hammer pants.
    — Naz    Oct 29, 03:40 PM    #
  15. I would have continued to flirt with her as we have in the past, but not kissed her.
    — x    Oct 29, 03:41 PM    #
  16. fucked cheney when i had the chance, so i coulda given the clap
    — bootsy    Oct 29, 03:52 PM    #
  17. Stayed underground. Definitely.
    — Evan    Oct 29, 03:54 PM    #
  18. I would have gone to the bathroom before I got on the highway and found myself stuck in traffic causing me to pull over and urinate in a used coffee cup (emptying half way through) in a residential neighborhood because I didn't think I'd make it to the McDonalds up the road.
    — dermot    Oct 29, 03:55 PM    #
  19. i would have thought of something more witty to have commented.
    — pdd    Oct 29, 03:56 PM    #
  20. started earlier.
    — Brian    Oct 29, 03:56 PM    #
  21. Slept less, smoked less dope, read more, tried harder in school, and screwed the blonde gymnast I was too stoned to realize was hitting on me.
    — Beerzie Boy    Oct 29, 04:00 PM    #
  22. Waited to hold the door open for that kid. Said thank you to the waiter. Smiled at the stranger in the street. Shared my umbrella at the busstop. Talked to the boy who lives next door.
    — Lemur    Oct 29, 04:02 PM    #
  23. Destroyed the evidence.
    — Bunnie W.    Oct 29, 04:07 PM    #
  24. Bit my tongue.
    — Beowulf    Oct 29, 04:09 PM    #
  25. Waited to take the penicillin until the wine wore off.
    — Susan    Oct 29, 04:14 PM    #
  26. I would have gone totally DEVO. Flowerpot on my head, goggles, gold bathrobe, the works. Only then could I have defeated the daisy master.
    — Fraulein Meow    Oct 29, 04:18 PM    #
  27. hung out with the smart ones instead of the popular ones
    — John    Oct 29, 04:19 PM    #
  28. Thought twice before getting into that cab, when I didnt speak the language.
    — laura    Oct 29, 04:20 PM    #
  29. I would have politely declined, turned on my heel, and walked out the door with my head held high.
    — semaphoria    Oct 29, 04:24 PM    #
  30. Gone away alone.
    — JVJ    Oct 29, 04:24 PM    #
  31. loved more and not necessarily more wisely.... or.. joined the rolling stones when i had the chance.
    — Larry    Oct 29, 04:26 PM    #
  32. Stayed home today.
    — Bill    Oct 29, 04:29 PM    #
  33. never married
    — sf    Oct 29, 04:31 PM    #
  34. moved to Berlin, changed my name to Josephine and started my career as an ex-patriate much, much sooner.
    — Susan    Oct 29, 04:34 PM    #
  35. Had a tonsillectomy aged 5 (not 28), had a circumcision aged 1 (not 23), and noticed the horror of the world a decade earlier than I did.
    — David    Oct 29, 04:34 PM    #
  36. accipio plus bona latin
    — Lothario    Oct 29, 04:36 PM    #
  37. left town that summer. gone back.
    — Z    Oct 29, 04:36 PM    #
  38. Got in at the beginning, made a mint, got out before the crash.
    — jonathan    Oct 29, 04:38 PM    #
  39. Taken that landscaping job with my brother-in-law's dad; tried harder to learn Italian; gone "punk" sooner; applied to an out-of-town college; had an affair with that older woman; broken up with my first girlfriend earlier; saved more of my inheritance; travelled to Europe before I was thirty; gotten over my anglophilia twenty years before. Apart from that, nothing.
    — rick    Oct 29, 04:40 PM    #
  40. Actually I'm not really that shallow. I would have never allowed my parents to talk me out of taking a year off.
    — jonathan    Oct 29, 04:43 PM    #
  41. Waited until the storm had really passed
    — paul    Oct 29, 04:44 PM    #
  42. Asked him if he was crazy when he asked me to marry him.
    — Michelle    Oct 29, 04:52 PM    #
  43. Asked for help instead of trying to do it on my own.
    — syd    Oct 29, 04:52 PM    #
  44. Had a few less beers and tried to talk to the girl who came to my party to see me. Studied harder. Gone to a city school instead of one in the heart of Maine. Married someone more like me. Other than these few items, nothing else.
    — rob    Oct 29, 04:53 PM    #
  45. just fucked him and given the love to someone more humane
    — roggy    Oct 29, 04:54 PM    #
  46. Not lost my childhood so early.
    — noel    Oct 29, 04:54 PM    #
  47. Used a pencil instead of a pen.
    — Andrew    Oct 29, 04:54 PM    #
  48. made that left turn in albuquerque.
    — michaelbrown    Oct 29, 04:56 PM    #
  49. used a condom
    — keegan    Oct 29, 04:57 PM    #
  50. ...chased that car to the next light, jumped off my bike, and stuck a pocketknife in the front tire.
    — charles k    Oct 29, 05:14 PM    #
  51. eaten more vitamines
    — eric    Oct 29, 05:21 PM    #
  52. left room for dessert
    — britt    Oct 29, 05:33 PM    #
  53. I would have rubbed more gently.
    — Kev    Oct 29, 05:38 PM    #
  54. spent less, read more, and switched universities
    — brian    Oct 29, 05:52 PM    #
  55. I wouldn't have gone to her house.
    — scott    Oct 29, 05:55 PM    #
  56. I would have ignored the computer eight years ago, painted more, read more, written more, considered more — in general given more passion to art and more time to birdwatching.
    — Justin    Oct 29, 06:03 PM    #
  57. I would have stayed in Slovenia for New Years Eve.
    — michelle    Oct 29, 06:03 PM    #
  58. Stayed in Europe in 1986... but then I would not have met the father of my children!!!
    — Alexandra Scott    Oct 29, 06:08 PM    #
  59. I'd have waited, like Robert Bateman suggested, until the line had cleared so he'd have time to spend drawing me an even more awesome picture.
    — marc    Oct 29, 06:15 PM    #
  60. Stood instead of slumping.
    — Neil    Oct 29, 06:19 PM    #
  61. told her exactly what I was thinking.
    — J    Oct 29, 06:26 PM    #
  62. followed my instincts, when i still had the chance.
    — kiehl    Oct 29, 06:30 PM    #
  63. Started more fights.
    — pam    Oct 29, 06:35 PM    #
  64. Submitted all those tax returns on time.
    — M    Oct 29, 06:37 PM    #
  65. stopped having just one more drink.
    — last call    Oct 29, 06:40 PM    #
  66. Let him kiss me in the hallway for all the world to see.
    — Jen    Oct 29, 06:49 PM    #
  67. Nothing.
    — cmb35    Oct 29, 07:06 PM    #
  68. Not a thing. Really.
    — J.D.    Oct 29, 07:07 PM    #
  69. Bought a Mac.
    — kid    Oct 29, 07:15 PM    #
  70. Not used <blink>.
    — shawn    Oct 29, 07:17 PM    #
  71. Asked her sooner, before it was too late. Been less afraid. Much less afraid. Of anything.
    — jeff    Oct 29, 07:19 PM    #
  72. I would have said 'no'. I would have said 'no' a lot. A ton. For years, it would have been my mantra, my insane personal muttering, climbing in decibels the closer to a question someone's words became. No. No no no No NO. NONONONono NONoNOnOn oONoNOnoN ONONNONO nONONONonO nONoNONONO nOnononono NONONONONO oONONOnONo noNoNONOOnO NonONOnonO. No.
    — Austin    Oct 29, 07:27 PM    #
  73. Indulged in more vices.
    — Samantha    Oct 29, 07:30 PM    #
  74. not guzzled the tequila
    — tracy    Oct 29, 07:42 PM    #
  75. left the dinner table BEFORE I farted.
    — laura    Oct 29, 07:43 PM    #
  76. remembered to think of others before myself.
    — laura    Oct 29, 07:50 PM    #
  77. Not started the second bottle of gin.
    — nick    Oct 29, 07:51 PM    #
  78. kicked my own ass!
    — ryan    Oct 29, 07:53 PM    #
  79. Called in the morning.
    — marijka    Oct 29, 07:53 PM    #
  80. Given the antidote to the hospitals before gettin in.
    — Giovanni    Oct 29, 07:59 PM    #
  81. Nothing.
    — Mark Howells    Oct 29, 08:00 PM    #
  82. Doesn't. Can't. Won't. Shan't.
    — Eliot Shepard    Oct 29, 08:14 PM    #
  83. Probably stumble through just like I did the first time.
    — Arthur    Oct 29, 08:25 PM    #
  84. sue my parents for better dental care, at the age of eight. or better: four.
    — katatonik    Oct 29, 08:32 PM    #
  85. Finished more stuff. Kept in touch. Yelled at a few people. Entered that essay contest. Avoided McGill. Dropped everything and gone out for ice cream.
    — Eric    Oct 29, 08:35 PM    #
  86. Not written that letter.
    — Dave    Oct 29, 08:38 PM    #
  87. said no
    — colin    Oct 29, 08:46 PM    #
  88. I would have not stood on the table, nude, to change the light bulb.
    — shiitake    Oct 29, 08:51 PM    #
  89. forgone job security for ridiculous, nonsenstical, passionate dreams.
    — Nick    Oct 29, 08:53 PM    #
  90. I would have realized that I was being propositioned, instead of thinking "she must not realize what she'd saying."
    — Dave    Oct 29, 09:04 PM    #
  91. Not touched her there.
    — Kevin    Oct 29, 09:10 PM    #
  92. Pants first, THEN shoes.
    — Gord    Oct 29, 09:10 PM    #
  93. Not stopped running
    — wellsb    Oct 29, 09:24 PM    #
  94. I would have spent more time with my father.
    — JH    Oct 29, 09:37 PM    #
  95. Apologized, and never looked back.
    — jason.    Oct 29, 09:39 PM    #
  96. When asked, I would have gone out with him and him and him and him and HIM and him and even that guy although my girlfriends would be jealous.
    — Gert    Oct 29, 10:07 PM    #
  97. I would have eaten my greens...
    — ENLP    Oct 29, 10:09 PM    #
  98. remembered to close the 'em' tag!
    — Kevin    Oct 29, 10:21 PM    #
  99. been born clever, talented and devilishly handsome.
    — gmb    Oct 29, 10:32 PM    #
  100. not said anything
    — reuben    Oct 29, 10:54 PM    #
  101. Spent more time with them before they left this Earth.
    — SU    Oct 29, 11:00 PM    #
  102. Stayed in touch.
    — Mel    Oct 29, 11:06 PM    #
  103. nothing.
    — adam    Oct 29, 11:09 PM    #
  104. Not believed her when she said her dad would never hear.
    — Thomas    Oct 29, 11:12 PM    #
  105. Used Garamond
    — Peter    Oct 29, 11:23 PM    #
  106. Used Garamond
    — Peter    Oct 29, 11:25 PM    #
  107. Said hello instead of losing my breath.
    — laura    Oct 29, 11:29 PM    #
  108. buttered before toasting.
    — m    Oct 29, 11:33 PM    #
  109. Been there at sunrise {click}
    — Peter    Oct 30, 12:22 AM    #
  110. not grasped for floaties and instead trusted my ability to swim in damn near any water available. And this applies to numerous occasions over the course of time...
    — flowb33    Oct 30, 12:28 AM    #
  111. I would have told you the truth.
    — Dawn    Oct 30, 12:35 AM    #
  112. Not worry. FUCK I've been stupid to worry. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... F U C K
    — Ray    Oct 30, 12:58 AM    #
  113. I'd have avoided dating women who refuse to believe in Evolution.
    — hopper    Oct 30, 01:00 AM    #
  114. Sold the fucker when it hit 200.
    — John    Oct 30, 01:03 AM    #
  115. Been born ten years earlier.
    — Karl    Oct 30, 01:25 AM    #
  116. Go out with other girls.
    — Marc    Oct 30, 01:31 AM    #
  117. When I told her, "This can't happen: I'm married," and then stood up and walked away without looking back, I would have pretended not to hear her start to cry. I would have just got on that bus, gone home, and hugged my boy.
    — Davey    Oct 30, 02:13 AM    #
  118. Thought faster. Moved quicker. Died harder. Believed.
    — Brandon    Oct 30, 02:24 AM    #
  119. Rested on day six.
    — God    Oct 30, 02:33 AM    #
  120. cut the blue wire...
    — dale    Oct 30, 02:42 AM    #
  121. Shoved the damn poker up his arse.
    — Ludwig    Oct 30, 02:42 AM    #
  122. Never opened Bertie's letter.
    — Gottlob    Oct 30, 02:47 AM    #
  123. I would have burned more bridges.
    — Christine    Oct 30, 02:55 AM    #
  124. told john i wanted him...
    — terri o    Oct 30, 02:58 AM    #
  125. stopped myself and my brother from gloating about how we had mastered the "mind-meld", thus ending the traditional (canadian) thanksgiving pictionary game much earlier which would have resulted in: leaving earlier to catch the ferry home, consequently avoiding being hit by the idiot in the (huge) truck who was too busy talking to his jack russel (Bonzo) to notice the stop sign, which resulted in: broken bones, bruises, concussions, much pain and my having peed my pant goddamnit!!!!
    — kerry    Oct 30, 03:26 AM    #
  126. yelled a lot louder.

    held on a lot harder.

    not been a giant idiot.
    — andrew    Oct 30, 03:53 AM    #

  127. disappeared into the woods when I had the chance treeplanting all those years ago. told her [of them] how that i wanted them, instead doing nothing. not gone to grad school. finished the damn manuscript by now, damn, damn, damn me.
    — kevin    Oct 30, 04:03 AM    #
  128. previewed before i posted
    — kevin    Oct 30, 04:04 AM    #
  129. not jerked off before aerobics
    — Janice    Oct 30, 04:08 AM    #
  130. not done it.
    — Grant    Oct 30, 04:29 AM    #
  131. who stole my bike?
    — sean    Oct 30, 05:06 AM    #
  132. Started earlier. Everything.
    — mangoduck    Oct 30, 07:47 AM    #
  133. lathered, rinsed but definitley NOT repeated.
    — paulmay    Oct 30, 07:49 AM    #
  134. Turned left, instead of right.
    — dn    Oct 30, 08:11 AM    #
  135. Not complained about the cheese.
    — Kim    Oct 30, 09:33 AM    #
  136. Listened to my gut when it told me that this dot-com thing is pure bullshit.
    — Lapdog    Oct 30, 09:34 AM    #
  137. Gone outside more. Eaten less. Refused to take those pills. Been more defiant and less willing to suffer. Skipped the going out with friends and gone to see my Dad instead of believing his "it's only a cold" story on the phone.
    — Sherri    Oct 30, 10:13 AM    #
  138. Stopped regretting what I should have done differently.
    — Dave    Oct 30, 10:13 AM    #
  139. Realised they were all wrong about me.
    — Tiffany    Oct 30, 10:27 AM    #
  140. Who says I did?
    — Ben    Oct 30, 10:32 AM    #
  141. Given her some time to get over her boyfriend before starting a relationship with her.
    — ks    Oct 30, 10:35 AM    #
  142. Gone the other way, but everybody knows that.
    — Malthe    Oct 30, 10:51 AM    #
  143. Not let her go
    — Patrick    Oct 30, 10:59 AM    #
  144. Cut up the credit cards.
    — Mark    Oct 30, 11:12 AM    #
  145. said no to the first man who asked me to marry him.
    — rebecca    Oct 30, 11:18 AM    #
  146. used a condom
    — max    Oct 30, 11:19 AM    #
  147. would have kept my big mouth shut.
    — jim    Oct 30, 11:21 AM    #
  148. Measured twice.
    — Rick    Oct 30, 11:36 AM    #
  149. saved more money
    — tomas    Oct 30, 11:38 AM    #
  150. I have always done too many things differently. Given another chance, I would do some of them usually, cooperatively, socially. But I have spent too much time gretting over the years to go back and regret now. (This thread is has too much potential sadness for October. You must be burdened with happiness.)
    — Eeksy-Peeksy    Oct 30, 11:38 AM    #
  151. gotten a computer science degree. found a job before i moved. not spent so damn much time in chatrooms.
    — ecd    Oct 30, 11:40 AM    #
  152. Shifted my weight just a little more to the left, presenting my fleshy ass cheek to the concrete rather than my boney hip.
    — Michael Buffington    Oct 30, 11:46 AM    #
  153. known what not to say, and when not to say it.
    — ian    Oct 30, 11:49 AM    #
  154. Kept my nose out of the dark end of the internet. Lost it so early.
    — jehu    Oct 30, 11:53 AM    #
  155. Enjoyed it at the time.
    — sesquo    Oct 30, 12:05 PM    #
  156. Said no.
    — cia    Oct 30, 12:13 PM    #
  157. Put my left leg in then out, then do the hokey-cokey and turn around.
    — jason    Oct 30, 12:32 PM    #
  158. spent the whole day reading blogs. oh. wait...
    — tukie    Oct 30, 12:43 PM    #
  159. not give up
    — catherine    Oct 30, 01:00 PM    #
  160. Why? What have you heard?
    — grubi    Oct 30, 01:05 PM    #
  161. paid more attention to the obvious.
    — jm    Oct 30, 01:09 PM    #
  162. kept playing cello. worked less. stayed in mexico. let myself be vulnerable sometimes.
    — marijke    Oct 30, 01:39 PM    #
  163. Asked, rather than assuming.
    — Dave    Oct 30, 01:40 PM    #
  164. Stopped assuming the worst and actually prepared myself for an answer other than 'no'
    — Barry    Oct 30, 01:43 PM    #
  165. Not taken that stand-by flight home.
    — Spring    Oct 30, 01:43 PM    #
  166. started playing guitar at an earlier age.
    — ksmith    Oct 30, 01:48 PM    #
  167. shot him first.
    — rb    Oct 30, 02:12 PM    #
  168. Spilled my seed on the ground.
    — Skrik    Oct 30, 02:12 PM    #
  169. ...waited just for him. ...quit this job already. ...found more time for everything BUT work. ...said "I love you" even more than twice daily.
    — v    Oct 30, 02:15 PM    #
  170. Gone to the dentist before the tooth split in half.
    — Jason    Oct 30, 02:16 PM    #
  171. Said no more often to those things. Said yes more often to these. Not listened to the snollygosters at all.
    — moose    Oct 30, 02:17 PM    #
  172. Opened the book store, just to see if I could do it.
    — Sus    Oct 30, 02:19 PM    #
  173. Nothing. I made the best choices with the information I had at the time.
    — bryan    Oct 30, 02:24 PM    #
  174. Realized that the girl from Ecco il Pane was coming onto me and made her that Yo La Tengo tape sooner.
    — John    Oct 30, 02:25 PM    #
  175. Chosen a different gas
    — vladimir    Oct 30, 02:45 PM    #
  176. would have married jo ann
    — patrick    Oct 30, 02:48 PM    #
  177. Chosen the door on the left.
    — the lady    Oct 30, 02:50 PM    #
  178. said hello to de LaVega when I saw him drawing with chalk on the street
    — be    Oct 30, 03:01 PM    #
  179. well, i wouldn't have stuck my finger in there
    — mike    Oct 30, 03:04 PM    #
  180. left a lot sooner. and well, um...not come back either. all three times.
    — rb    Oct 30, 03:26 PM    #
  181. I would have taken the red pill every time.
    — Brad Carps    Oct 30, 03:30 PM    #
  182. Not spent our last afternoon together dodging the fact that his last failed attempt at suicide would be his last failed attempt.
    — daegan    Oct 30, 03:31 PM    #
  183. Gotten a midwife. Spoken up sooner. Not put up with as much before calling "bullshit". Forgiven her (all the hers) sooner.
    — Suzanne    Oct 30, 03:41 PM    #
  184. Only ate half the honey.
    — Pooh    Oct 30, 03:49 PM    #
  185. Waited a fucking day!
    — George Armstrong    Oct 30, 03:51 PM    #
  186. I would do exactly the opposite of everything that I've done 'til now. I'm curious.
    — timo    Oct 30, 03:52 PM    #
  187. Thrown Kurt a breaking ball.
    — Dennis    Oct 30, 03:54 PM    #
  188. Had a son.
    — Lear    Oct 30, 03:59 PM    #
  189. Told her to have the baby.
    — bh    Oct 30, 04:10 PM    #
  190. Oops. Told her, yes, go ahead and have the baby.
    — bh    Oct 30, 04:16 PM    #
  191. Used the gerund, not the infinitive.
    — skippy    Oct 30, 04:18 PM    #
  192. discovered earlier that my mom is brilliant and wise
    — andr    Oct 30, 04:19 PM    #
  193. listened to the voices in YOUR head, for once!
    — smawg    Oct 30, 04:20 PM    #
  194. Made at least a half hearted attempt of telling her how I felt.
    — Michael    Oct 30, 04:33 PM    #
  195. stayed in London instead of coming home... and had the guts to tell him that I crossed an ocean for him.
    — Deb    Oct 30, 04:43 PM    #
  196. Worn gloves. Damn those fingerprints. And checked to ensure someone hadn't already posted the same damn joke.
    — y    Oct 30, 04:54 PM    #
  197. I would have worked harder in school, skipped out, less, completed college, and learned to go after what I want, instead of what I thought I deserved.
    — Shannon    Oct 30, 04:56 PM    #
  198. would have tried to intervene - to even just yell out 'stop that' - when i saw three teens beating up on one in a crowded square, instead of standing there like a gutless halfwit.
    — jean    Oct 30, 05:04 PM    #
  199. i would've made use of time doing something that would take me forward, instead of checking away messages and refreshing textism 500+ a day.
    — kaiser    Oct 30, 05:21 PM    #
  200. listened to my gut, not my head
    — natalie    Oct 30, 06:10 PM    #
  201. posted earlier so that I could have been #200
    — jonah    Oct 30, 06:29 PM    #
  202. admitted I was wrong. until I wasn't.
    — heather    Oct 30, 06:36 PM    #
  203. Oh, and that girl at the wedding too, last Spring. Whats wrong w/ me?
    — john    Oct 30, 06:41 PM    #
  204. Reflect on why so many nice guys say "Nice guys finish last"
    — k2nsf    Oct 30, 06:45 PM    #
  205. I would have checked for typos before posting.
    — Dave    Oct 30, 06:51 PM    #
  206. Had rich parents. Rich, and tall.
    — Andrew Northrup    Oct 30, 07:36 PM    #
  207. hesitated less
    — ally    Oct 30, 08:25 PM    #
  208. nothing. :-)
    — me    Oct 30, 08:38 PM    #
  209. wouldn't of waited so long to get a puppy.
    — d    Oct 30, 08:41 PM    #
  210. left the lightning rod at home
    — Lewis    Oct 30, 08:52 PM    #
  211. Spit in my hand before shaking Bush's during the rally.
    — doh'    Oct 30, 09:22 PM    #
  212. sacrificed my insecurities more and myself less...but it isn't over yet.
    — jill    Oct 30, 09:49 PM    #
  213. sat down with the man on the street. will give him some bread next time.
    — lh    Oct 30, 09:56 PM    #
  214. told less secrets and have had less secrets to tell.
    — jill...again    Oct 30, 09:59 PM    #
  215. everything. this reality is good, but not that good.
    — japh    Oct 31, 12:11 AM    #
  216. called the ambulance.
    — katatonik    Oct 31, 08:18 AM    #
  217. kept the vinyl.
    — mike    Oct 31, 09:49 AM    #
  218. taken away their coffee and staged the take-over for 10 am sharp.
    — mcswerves    Oct 31, 09:57 AM    #
  219. followed my gut when it said it was time to make a clean break and start over.
    — maddy    Oct 31, 10:38 AM    #
  220. In a bar, with a group met just that day, still sober, unattached — returned her touch.
    — owen    Oct 31, 10:56 AM    #
  221. told him how I feel about him
    — Rh    Oct 31, 11:02 AM    #
  222. Taken that chance. Not let lust override my common sense....no wait...let lust override my common sense
    — karen    Oct 31, 11:05 AM    #
  223. would have married that robot in "Metropolis"
    — pam    Oct 31, 11:21 AM    #
  224. During that first year, when she wanted nothing more than to be with me every moment, and I wanted nothing more than for her to give me just a little space, I would've liked to have enjoyed it just a little more.
    — tk    Oct 31, 11:45 AM    #
  225. been
    — blt    Oct 31, 11:47 AM    #
  226. Tried to find the Truth earlier, instead of running around like a complete heathen. Unfortunately, Google is not a good start in your search at all!
    — Charlie    Oct 31, 12:20 PM    #
  227. listend to my inner asshole instead of pulling a Ghandi.
    — dlt    Oct 31, 12:22 PM    #
  228. Lied more.
    — Hot Soup Girl    Oct 31, 01:00 PM    #
  229. Danced more. Fought less.
    — de la selva    Oct 31, 01:32 PM    #
  230. Not a darn thing. I have a wife, a dog, a house, food in my stomach, and new haircut. Life is awesome.
    — Carlos Oissubke    Oct 31, 01:51 PM    #
  231. not settled down so young
    — justine    Oct 31, 01:52 PM    #
  232. put some cash in dell back in 94'
    — josh a.k.a. deject    Oct 31, 01:56 PM    #
  233. told them how much I missed them. Worked harder at what I truly love.
    — Jenghizkhan bataar    Oct 31, 01:57 PM    #
  234. Not moved to Michigan.
    — jcl    Oct 31, 01:58 PM    #
  235. checked the half empty beer can for drunk hornets *first*
    — rufus    Oct 31, 02:01 PM    #
  236. waited one more day
    — Graham    Oct 31, 02:01 PM    #
  237. Believed all that stuff about how I might actually live to be old, and thus have taken better care of my body all along. Lifted with the knees, not the back. Not started smoking again.
    — Kat    Oct 31, 02:03 PM    #
  238. remembered to hit the record button.
    — trigfunctions    Oct 31, 02:08 PM    #
  239. Not kissed her. Kisses are tiny promises.
    — Drew    Oct 31, 02:09 PM    #
  240. i should have taken the blue pill.
    — shahed    Oct 31, 02:09 PM    #
  241. Dumped his ass back in Germany all those years ago and come back home.
    — Kathy    Oct 31, 02:10 PM    #
  242. learned how to love myself sooner.
    — brigita    Oct 31, 02:10 PM    #
  243. Kept asking for help until someone showed up who could actually do something about it.
    — Tom    Oct 31, 02:10 PM    #
  244. worked harder at making men seem like a good idea.
    — dobbs    Oct 31, 02:13 PM    #
  245. Would've eaten at the Kiev more, while I still could.
    — joe    Oct 31, 02:18 PM    #
  246. filled out that application.
    — Anne    Oct 31, 02:20 PM    #
  247. moved out of that apartment 15 years sooner
    — xiffix    Oct 31, 02:20 PM    #
  248. paid more attention to the 80s/90s in high school rather than my stupid right-rolled pants and ignorant teen nervousness.
    — loopdoctor    Oct 31, 02:20 PM    #
  249. never given up my job and apartment for a dead end realtionship...
    — onc    Oct 31, 02:21 PM    #
  250. Walked away when I saw the picture of her husband & 2 kids. Waited until they DID break up instead of believing that they WOULD break up after it was too late. Called my one love and told her not to leave the house that day. Told my one love that I loved her one last time.
    — Stephen    Oct 31, 02:22 PM    #
  251. taken my eye off the ball.
    — Cior    Oct 31, 02:25 PM    #
  252. aksed her before she asked me. taken better notes.
    — mak    Oct 31, 02:25 PM    #
  253. left andy 20 years ago. but now we're finally back together. so, no regrets.
    — widget    Oct 31, 02:25 PM    #
  254. Accompanied Juan the way he wanted to go rather than venture up the other stream alone just to be independent.
    — Blaine    Oct 31, 02:26 PM    #
  255. not dropped out of high school. dumped the bottle of painkillers down the toilet instead of eating them. not told them I'd finish the goddamn website before I left. enjoyed the present more.
    — crunch n sparkle    Oct 31, 02:27 PM    #
  256. Not taken the job with all the benefits and compensation "on the come". "There is equity potential" is an expensive phrase.
    — Mike    Oct 31, 02:27 PM    #
  257. I wouldn't have bought that house.
    — Patrick    Oct 31, 02:29 PM    #
  258. Let her go
    — nigel    Oct 31, 02:29 PM    #
  259. Stood up to my parents and did what I believed was right.
    — Dani    Oct 31, 02:31 PM    #
  260. Wiped the fingerprints off the gun.
    — not@work    Oct 31, 02:34 PM    #
  261. tried to stop the hiccups I was having before I opened the door to my girlfriend's parents. Maybe I woudn't have said "Welcome! Make yourself come!"
    — Ben    Oct 31, 02:34 PM    #
  262. Given my (now ex) girlfriend my old mobile ... and the number of one of my mates.
    — Rich    Oct 31, 02:35 PM    #
  263. I wouldn't have settled.
    — Teddy    Oct 31, 02:36 PM    #
  264. Realize that you can never buy too many flowers for a girl who says she doesn't really like them anyway.
    — Johnny Hazard    Oct 31, 02:37 PM    #
  265. Diversified...
    — Darian    Oct 31, 02:38 PM    #
  266. I would have grabbed my dog and driven to Arizona like I needed to
    — Dugan    Oct 31, 02:39 PM    #
  267. stayed in ballet, if only for better posture. gone fishing. gotten out of bed when his laughter woke me. left it as an old crush and one fulfilling screw and walked away smiling. didn't allow his presence in my life to erase the presence of others.
    — Bonnie    Oct 31, 02:43 PM    #
  268. Zigged, not zagged.
    — Hitt    Oct 31, 02:44 PM    #
  269. not called her as much.
    — sanity43    Oct 31, 02:46 PM    #
  270. Zagged.
    — Guy    Oct 31, 02:46 PM    #
  271. Previewed before posting. Curse you Hitt!
    — Guy    Oct 31, 02:47 PM    #
  272. Told him why.
    — Nancy Xylaphone    Oct 31, 02:50 PM    #
  273. I would have tried harder to remain her friend
    — Roberto    Oct 31, 02:51 PM    #
  274. Had less regrets.
    — Dan    Oct 31, 02:54 PM    #
  275. asked for directions
    — sam    Oct 31, 02:56 PM    #
  276. Would not have believed that I was invincible.
    — Elyria    Oct 31, 02:57 PM    #
  277. applied myself. in grade school. in junior high. in high school. they all told me too.
    — thomas    Oct 31, 02:58 PM    #
  278. Realized that feeling his breath on my neck one more time was worth any pain he would've caused me.
    — elle    Oct 31, 02:59 PM    #
  279. Not invaded Russia.
    — Napoleon    Oct 31, 03:01 PM    #
  280. ...try harder; or at least just try. realized what was happening. done more, thought less. tarped my load.
    — notmark    Oct 31, 03:05 PM    #
  281. Um, I would have told him how I felt about him 13 years ago instead if waiting so long. At least, I have a second chance to do so now.
    — Velvet Hellvis    Oct 31, 03:06 PM    #
  282. Left him years ago. Travelled more. Not went into IT just because it paid well knowing I hate it. Made happiness the most important thing in my life. Made more friends. Not wasted so much time wishing things were different and spent more time making things different.
    — V    Oct 31, 03:08 PM    #
  283. stayed in college to become an engineer.
    — chris    Oct 31, 03:08 PM    #
  284. Hoped for the best, but prepared for the worst.
    — John    Oct 31, 03:10 PM    #
  285. i should have seen that car coming
    — garyf73    Oct 31, 03:10 PM    #
  286. i would have waited before transitioning, so i would have had enough money to get stuff done without going mad with self-hatred.
    — p    Oct 31, 03:10 PM    #
  287. We all told you to, Thomas... {sigh} :)
    — A Thomas Teacher    Oct 31, 03:11 PM    #
  288. Taken the scholarship to study in Rome even if it did mean a year away from him.
    — Meesha    Oct 31, 03:12 PM    #
  289. laughed more. cried less. it's not too late.
    — bunny    Oct 31, 03:12 PM    #
  290. Not let her take the boys.
    — craig    Oct 31, 03:13 PM    #
  291. Sold everything on Dec 28th, 1999.
    — John    Oct 31, 03:15 PM    #
  292. Not lost the key to the tardis
    — timelord    Oct 31, 03:15 PM    #
  293. not been afraid of imagined consequences.
    — eb    Oct 31, 03:16 PM    #
  294. Said no to this job.
    — Josh    Oct 31, 03:16 PM    #
  295. Gone to the head of the agency BEFORE I went ballistic on my supervisor for sending my husband nasty suggestive e-mails.
    — smurf    Oct 31, 03:17 PM    #
  296. Nothing...
    — nodelete    Oct 31, 03:18 PM    #
  297. Not hesitated until it was too late.
    — Brian    Oct 31, 03:18 PM    #
  298. got custody of my daughter sooner.
    — Dad    Oct 31, 03:19 PM    #
  299. told her she wasn't alone way & to have the baby
    — retromingent    Oct 31, 03:20 PM    #
  300. Remembered that age old addage "Do unto others...." before I did unto another.
    — David    Oct 31, 03:20 PM    #
  301. Nothing, I might not have met her.
    — Chad    Oct 31, 03:20 PM    #
  302. ...stayed in bed this morning.
    — llr    Oct 31, 03:20 PM    #
  303. Put a fence around that ^%$@&^ tree...
    — God    Oct 31, 03:24 PM    #
  304. everything, more or less.
    — fliss    Oct 31, 03:24 PM    #
  305. Employed more spies and destroyed the conspirators.
    — Julius    Oct 31, 03:24 PM    #
  306. Gone to Take Back the Night
    — Puddin'    Oct 31, 03:27 PM    #
  307. ...not sold it to the Japanese.
    — boost ventilator    Oct 31, 03:28 PM    #
  308. wish i'd cared more. about everything.
    — banana muffin    Oct 31, 03:29 PM    #
  309. told her I loved her.
    — Jeff    Oct 31, 03:31 PM    #
  310. Not tell her how I really felt. Not did what I did to her. Been kind when she need it. Joined earlier, served sooner.
    — Andrew    Oct 31, 03:32 PM    #
  311. carried the two
    — Einstein    Oct 31, 03:32 PM    #
  312. i wish i hadn't hidden his secrets out of my guilt. i wish i hadn't let my own overwhelm me.
    — b    Oct 31, 03:35 PM    #
  313. Said "I don't".
    — byort    Oct 31, 03:36 PM    #
  314. gotten a dog sooner!!!
    — bun    Oct 31, 03:37 PM    #
  315. I would have brushed my teeth this morning. Bleech.
    — neurocaine    Oct 31, 03:40 PM    #
  316. not gotten greedy.
    — ultrapod    Oct 31, 03:40 PM    #
  317. had the courage to avoid the comfortable
    — Matt    Oct 31, 03:41 PM    #
  318. Not used Nare on my ass Left the country before I was classified as a Habitual Traffic Offender Stole more before I was 18 Fat 29 year old guy in Spiderman Underoose .BAD And finally Grasped the idea that urine is bad for a PC a lot sooner
    — brew    Oct 31, 03:42 PM    #
  319. Told her to stay.
    — jackson    Oct 31, 03:43 PM    #
  320. had more sex, smoked more weed, bought a motorcycle, gotten a tattoo, stayed at msft, bought a house overlooking the sound
    — bumr    Oct 31, 03:47 PM    #
  321. walked out the instant it became obvious i was working for a manipulative, psychotic cokehead
    — bun    Oct 31, 03:51 PM    #
  322. Been more forgiving.
    — michelle    Oct 31, 03:51 PM    #
  323. Never opened her bottle of wine for a kiss.
    — jll3    Oct 31, 03:52 PM    #
  324. Kissed him when he wanted me to, not when he needed me to.
    — WolfDaddy    Oct 31, 03:53 PM    #
  325. looked them in the eye
    — carmina    Oct 31, 03:53 PM    #
  326. Nothing.
    — kayjay    Oct 31, 03:59 PM    #
  327. walked out on my confirmation ceremony
    — 9ine    Oct 31, 04:00 PM    #
  328. Not slept with Christy. Fought for her harder. Not written that letter. Fought for the next one, and the next one, and the next one harder. Not had so many regrets.
    — rich    Oct 31, 04:01 PM    #
  329. shaken well before opening.
    — ktrey    Oct 31, 04:02 PM    #
  330. Not gotten married. Ran off to Europe. Gotten the doctorate sooner. Lived in Toronto. Had been available when I met him. Tell him how I feel now.
    —    Oct 31, 04:02 PM    #
  331. NOTHING
    — me    Oct 31, 04:02 PM    #
  332. I would have cut her loose as soon as I knew.
    — Cerebus    Oct 31, 04:03 PM    #
  333. Tried.
    — kevin    Oct 31, 04:03 PM    #
  334. punched him and felt good about it
    — gub    Oct 31, 04:04 PM    #
  335. warped straight to level 8.
    — mario    Oct 31, 04:06 PM    #
  336. Told her I loved her. And kissed her. Kisses are tiny promises.
    — Alan    Oct 31, 04:06 PM    #
  337. actually built that perpetual motion machine I designed. Yeah, that's right. You heard me. . . Perpetual Motion. Screw you laws of thermodynamics!!!!
    — Sir Bob Of Denver    Oct 31, 04:07 PM    #
  338. Not gone to college. Ever.
    — George    Oct 31, 04:09 PM    #
  339. would have known that no amount of money was worth laying down with those frothing fashion mag dogs, thus avoiding the near fatal case of plague-carrying life-sucking fleas and the arduous five-year recovery process.
    — kateco    Oct 31, 04:10 PM    #
  340. Killed Saddam when I had the chance.
    — President Bush Sr.    Oct 31, 04:11 PM    #
  341. Come out of the closet earlier. And not told my parents until I was ready.
    — Jeff    Oct 31, 04:12 PM    #
  342. Taken just ONE dose of ex-lax the night before the marathon.
    — caloso    Oct 31, 04:13 PM    #
  343. Eaten the blue acid.
    — TD    Oct 31, 04:14 PM    #
  344. Had sex with those two hotties when they gave me the chance.
    — Not Studly    Oct 31, 04:18 PM    #
  345. I would have tried harder with Adrienne. And not have let her leave. And I would have told her to come back when she asked if she could, rather than let her move away.
    — Rich    Oct 31, 04:20 PM    #
  346. I would have quit one day earlier...
    — Josh    Oct 31, 04:22 PM    #
  347. Taken her to India with me.
    — Magee    Oct 31, 04:26 PM    #
  348. Let Brian have her.
    — ME    Oct 31, 04:29 PM    #
  349. Called her like I wanted to the day before she died and told her she meant a lot to me before I couldn't anymore, decided to go to art school this year instead of next, found a better apartment, learned html along with Justin.
    — Hall    Oct 31, 04:39 PM    #
  350. never stopped painting.
    — icey    Oct 31, 04:42 PM    #
  351. Believed him.
    — Rose    Oct 31, 04:43 PM    #
  352. Not been pushed around.
    — Lafe    Oct 31, 04:47 PM    #
  353. I wish I would have analyzed less and acted more...
    — Lou    Oct 31, 04:47 PM    #
  354. Learnt
    — Richard    Oct 31, 04:47 PM    #
  355. walked away.
    — imaswinger    Oct 31, 04:48 PM    #
  356. Not run with scissors
    — bg    Oct 31, 04:50 PM    #
  357. Not moved in with him so soon.
    — Kris    Oct 31, 04:52 PM    #
  358. Learned that the shackles of my own prison are my own to break. Known that the Earth is devoid of the meaning we force on it and realize that I am born of the Earth and not the forced meaning... to know that I am free
    — Wandering Artist    Oct 31, 04:55 PM    #
  359. Have more faith in my knowledge and abilities.
    — Busu    Oct 31, 04:55 PM    #
  360. Skipped the midwest and headed straight to the Pac NW
    — Lemnayde    Oct 31, 04:56 PM    #
  361. stayed home from the theater. I didn't even want to see that damn play.
    — A. Lincoln    Oct 31, 04:56 PM    #
  362. Finished my dissertation.
    — elgoose    Oct 31, 04:56 PM    #
  363. Put the toilet seat down.
    — Husband    Oct 31, 04:58 PM    #
  364. If I'd known I would live this long I would have bought the motorcycle...
    — Aunt Nettie    Oct 31, 05:00 PM    #
  365. Turned on the acetylene BEFORE the oxygen.
    — Chris    Oct 31, 05:09 PM    #
  366. Not let her go.
    — jts    Oct 31, 05:11 PM    #
  367. turned around, looked her in the eye, and said, "Yes, I DO love you. And if I don't stop lying right now, I just know I'll regret it when I see you on prime-time television in 5 years, about to get married to some jerk-off actor."
    — Steffan    Oct 31, 05:15 PM    #
  368. i'll do it all differently on the next go-round
    — lleyam    Oct 31, 05:17 PM    #
  369. I would have ignored most of the useless information which I was exposed to while growing up. This is the period up until age 45 or so...
    — mama    Oct 31, 05:18 PM    #
  370. realized a lot sooner that there is no "team" in corporate america... just employee numbers.
    — mike    Oct 31, 05:19 PM    #
  371. Let myself be more of an asshole. Given them as much pain as they wanted, and a little bit more.
    — Quasi    Oct 31, 05:19 PM    #
  372. Bought better tools.
    — John Lawless    Oct 31, 05:24 PM    #
  373. Not spent the last 22 years of my life wanting the things "everybody" wants. Those things don't make you happy.
    — J.D. Hodges    Oct 31, 05:24 PM    #
  374. Not let the wrong girl kiss me
    — aeng    Oct 31, 05:25 PM    #
  375. should have never married someone who had a tendency to commit murder. should have driven to my sister's house to check on her after she sounded so odd on the phone. should have taken Jessa's car keys from her. should have had one more kid. should have sold that damn motorcycle. should have lived faster, harder, more.
    — brad    Oct 31, 05:26 PM    #
  376. Made her go to the doctor months earlier, even if she got mad at me.
    — Lala    Oct 31, 05:29 PM    #
  377. Held her hand a little longer while she lay dying.
    — J    Oct 31, 05:30 PM    #
  378. called melissa more often. told her how smart, and beautiful, and fully she was - and made her believe it.
    — rhapsodie    Oct 31, 05:31 PM    #
  379. realized that she needed meds.
    — albert    Oct 31, 05:32 PM    #
  380. looked back.
    — Aaron    Oct 31, 05:33 PM    #
  381. left sooner. started earlier. told him i loved him as soon as i knew.
    — artemis    Oct 31, 05:33 PM    #
  382. I'd have taken the job on that Spielberg film.
    — Sim    Oct 31, 05:34 PM    #
  383. not let guys with scalpels anywhere near my body
    — anne ominous    Oct 31, 05:34 PM    #
  384. Not told her I love her.
    — J.    Oct 31, 05:39 PM    #
  385. When we passed that day you missed my smile, I lost your touch, and I cried, for time had played its final trick. When you didn t turn and I forgot to stop and your steps were left unchased I shed a tear for the time we ll leave unspent. When the door closed too soon I didn t see the bliss get left outside, you didn t know of our moments that we forgot and for that I ll curse the moment s lasting chill; for when we passed that day I gave up what I didn t know, we lost what we didn t have and a lifetime later now I ll die without the truth. --- I wish I didn't loose what I never had.
    — dazed    Oct 31, 05:39 PM    #
  386. been nicer to her after we broke up senior year.
    — michael    Oct 31, 05:39 PM    #
  387. done more drugs, had less inhabitions, not broken any laws, not said "i love you" without meaning it, started school sooner
    — jeph    Oct 31, 05:43 PM    #
  388. ...not put off writing back to Heather for so long only because I was embarrassed.
    — carolyn    Oct 31, 05:44 PM    #
  389. ...been a girl.
    — the letter m    Oct 31, 05:46 PM    #
  390. Created 64 bit IP addresses when I invented the Internet.
    — Al Gore    Oct 31, 05:51 PM    #
  391. Told her she did look fat
    — Tank    Oct 31, 05:51 PM    #
  392. first reaction was: this that that other thing but then, who knows if this -> that -> there -> her -> here -> next would all still be true?
    — K    Oct 31, 05:52 PM    #
  393. ....Not ignored her silence. But that was probably all I could have done, for the problem wasn't mine enough to fix.
    — Sarah    Oct 31, 05:52 PM    #
  394. ...that I'd been taking piano lessons since I was 5 (or for 16 years). Also, that I'd never met her.
    — Vic    Oct 31, 05:55 PM    #
  395. made it a point to see him, instead of letting schedules get in the way for the 10 months we were in the same city. kissed him that night a week before the WTC attacks, like i wanted to.
    — nyc girl    Oct 31, 06:00 PM    #
  396. ...tried harder in the begining ...tried even harder to forget the ending ...suceeded in helping in the middle
    — nH    Oct 31, 06:03 PM    #
  397. Worn a condom.
    — David    Oct 31, 06:05 PM    #
  398. I would have broken up with her in April, AND I wouldnt have had sex with her after we broke up
    — chris    Oct 31, 06:07 PM    #
  399. I would have been the asshole instead of the nice guy. I wouldn't have stuttered so much whilst trying to approach girls. I wouldnt have gotten myself involved in relationships that are not my own. I wouldnt have thought its okay to slide through high school with 70's. I would have held on.
    — Benjamin    Oct 31, 06:07 PM    #
  400. ...been satisfied with the sex on the beach...and not allowed her to waste those two years of my life. ...and learned to skydive before responsibility reared its ugly head.
    — rando    Oct 31, 06:08 PM    #
  401. Realized that my permanent record was neither a record, nor permanent.
    — Malcolm    Oct 31, 06:09 PM    #
  402. ...left Eric long before 3 1/2 years.... not gone back to California to visit him when I knew exactly what he would be like, not left Jonathan for Eric, applied to more schools(or accepted the full scholarship), but if I hadn't ended up at Drury, I never would have met JD (#373), who is the man of my dreams. I love you!
    — Amanda    Oct 31, 06:14 PM    #
  403. Told Anne how I feel. 20 years lost.
    — Brian    Oct 31, 06:17 PM    #
  404. never should have put on that damn ring.
    — Bilbo    Oct 31, 06:18 PM    #
  405. Walked away.
    — G. Fier    Oct 31, 06:36 PM    #
  406. Asked him if he cared for me before he left. Stopped for a moment to see the world around me. Not called him a wimp. Realized I'm smarter than I thought. Learned more, thought less. and the most important..... Remembered to bring a TOWEL.
    — wishful thinker    Oct 31, 06:38 PM    #
  407. I would have blown up the mon
    — nitro    Oct 31, 06:38 PM    #
  408. hgfhgfhgfh
    — gfhgfhgf    Oct 31, 06:38 PM    #
  409. nono I would have blown up the moon dammit
    — Nitro    Oct 31, 06:39 PM    #
  410. would not have given my trust to a flighty, gossipy actress type and expect her not to fly away and gossip about me.
    — joke err    Oct 31, 06:41 PM    #
  411. I would never have married that bitch
    — Kurt Cobain    Oct 31, 06:41 PM    #
  412. Used the toilet instead...
    — oobleglork    Oct 31, 06:42 PM    #
  413. I would have told her how much she ment to me. Or at least tried keep in touch. I woulda taken that job in DC. I would have been less careless.
    — Cyber_elvis    Oct 31, 06:43 PM    #
  414. I wouldnt have let other people get in my way, tell me who to be, tell me that Im wrong or make me feel sorry for being me.
    — the girl behind the mask    Oct 31, 06:43 PM    #
  415. I wouldn't have screwed that midget, thats for damn sure
    — An Ugly slut    Oct 31, 06:44 PM    #
  416. I would have punched that guy right in his ugly, laughing face.
    — Kyle    Oct 31, 06:47 PM    #
  417. i should've killed him when i had the chance.
    — shoulda    Oct 31, 06:51 PM    #
  418. I would have NOT spanked the monkey. Poor Bobo...
    — AlienWonder    Oct 31, 07:03 PM    #
  419. I'd have never gone to Dallas.
    — E.V.    Oct 31, 07:04 PM    #
  420. I should of just fucked him .. Paid my credit cards on time.. Waved at the Ford Ranger.. Told him I loved him. And been a little more " DIRRTY"
    — Dani    Oct 31, 07:06 PM    #
  421. I don't know yet...I'm still working through this dilemma...
    — The_Synergism    Oct 31, 07:10 PM    #
  422. followed my heart, put myself out there, opened up, danced all night, i should have never let him get away... but it's never too late.
    — aew    Oct 31, 07:11 PM    #
  423. I would have moved on a lot sooner.
    — April    Oct 31, 07:14 PM    #
  424. Balls to the wall. Full-on 100%, no-bullshit freestyle aggro pussy-power. That's what I'm saying.
    — Earl Layman    Oct 31, 07:21 PM    #
  425. Realized what I had.
    — Mike    Oct 31, 07:35 PM    #
  426. Kept my fool mouth shut.
    — Chad R. Box    Oct 31, 07:36 PM    #
  427. left after three years instead of trying to tough it out and being left after six
    — Tristan    Oct 31, 07:39 PM    #
  428. Realized the guy I had a crush on was waiting for me to kiss him. Knew to enjoy every day with my ex, rather than thinking we had all the time in the world. Oh, and skipped the Fosters during the Beers Around the World Tour. :-)
    — CR    Oct 31, 07:40 PM    #
  429. I would have helped all the gays and lesbian people of the world and help them come out of their misery.
    — RT    Oct 31, 07:47 PM    #
  430. Everything, oh lord, everything.
    — Woody    Oct 31, 08:07 PM    #
  431. Everything, oh lord, everything.
    — Woody    Oct 31, 08:08 PM    #
  432. I would have worn a leather jacket and a helmet.
    — Ricdiculous    Oct 31, 08:09 PM    #
  433. Bought low, sold high. Or was that "Bought more, gotten high"? All the acid, I can never keep the two straight. Or stay straight.
    — BillSaysThis    Oct 31, 08:12 PM    #
  434. Left when I had the chance, even one of those many, many times.
    — Filifera    Oct 31, 08:19 PM    #
  435. Started taking acid eariler.
    — Floundery    Oct 31, 08:20 PM    #
  436. ate monkey
    — The Gentile Avenger!    O